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Themed list: Parseltongue and Parselsmut
THIS LIST IS NO LONGER UPDATED! THE NEW VERSION IS AT MY SITE, HERE. Please update your bookmarks!
This list is for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lazlet because she's fantastic.
Parseltongue and Parselsmut.
What's accepted:
- fics where Parseltongue is used a) extensively, b) originally, c) in sex. IF they weren't posted to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) hd_parseltongue.
- fics where somebody besides Harry and Voldemort can speak Parseltongue, for whatever use.
- fics where Harry's talking to snakes is a requirement of his job or business (like in tayefeth's Snakes and Ladders or arsenicjade's Something Borrowed) (see King Draco's Code).
King Draco's Code:
- no fics where Harry and Voldemort chat in Parseltongue as they would do, say, in French.
- no fics where Harry has a pet snake (or just a friendly snake), i.e. where Paseltongue is used for communications with snakes and nothing else; they go to section one of the Animals list (not to double the work). Such a fic would qualify, though, if Harry's speaking Parseltongue to snakes arouses somebody else, that is if Parseltongue is a kink.
- no fics where Parseltongue is used but it's insignificant for the fic as a whole, as in, Harry says two-three phrases to open a door. Once again, the use of Parseltongue should be *significant*.
- no fics from hd_parseltongue; I just don't want to multiply things without necessity. You can simply go there and read fics to your heart's delight.
- no WIPs that have only a chapter or two written;
- no drabbles;
- do not bring fics you haven't read;
- do not bring fics you didn't like;
- do not bring fics the authors of which show no grammar or spelling skill even if you liked them;
- do me a courtesy, please, do not leave only a link. I'd be really grateful if you tell me (besides the title and author) whether the fic is a WIP or completed, what the pairings and the rating are. If you tell me a little about how Parseltongue is used, I'll be really grateful.
The fics are sorted in alphabetical order by TITLE (articles excluded, i.e. A Year Like None Other is placed under 'Y').
Special marks:
# - liked
## - loved
NR - have not read
new - added in the last month or so
These are NOT my recs; it's just a themed listing.
8 Kilometre (chapter 1, chapter 2), by marksykins
Harry/Harry, Hogwarts Orgy; NC-17. Summary: "A send-up of 8 Mile. Harry has an unfortunate Apparition accident, splitting him into Good!Harry and Bad!Harry. Dumbledore decides that they should have a Parseltongue duel in the Great Hall to determine which is The Real Harry Potter (please stand up, please stand up). When the Harrys unique ability is exposed to the whole school, much Parselsmut occurs."
An Afternoon with Three Heads, by kerryblaze
HP/RW (with a watcher), NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Ron discovers that he finds Parseltongue sexy and so does someone else!"
All Kinds of Revelations, by jessicaqueen
Harry/Remus, NC-17, shortish. Summary: "Harry receives some strange romantic advice from an unexpected source."
Anybody Else, by dementordelta (or here, easier access)) #
SS/HP, NC-17, novella. Part of the From Dusk till Dawn SS/HP Fuh-Q-Fest - Wave VIII. For password join the kardasi-security yahoo!group. Harry helps Snape decipher Parseltongue manuscript.
new A Bad Idea, by roreword
HP/DM, PG-13, short. Prompt: 27, for [info]spark_of_chaos: I'm quite fed up with post-Hogwarts stuff. I want a Hogwarts-era H/D (doesn't matter if AU or 7th year or whatever) where boys are boys, do silly stuff, challenge each other over broom races at the stroke of midnight, play smut-inducing games like Truth or Dare/Spin the bottle, and totally refuse to even consider are they actually having a relationship. Clueless Ron and knowingly sly Seamus are a bonus. Biggest kink - witty dialogue. Secret wish - Parselsmut. Warnings: AU, fighting, language, old school clichés.
Baphomet by ptyx #
HP/SS; R, novella. Author's summary: "Dumbledore orders Harry and Snape to decipher Slytherin's Manuscript, but Harry doesn't trust Dumbledore anymore. Will Harry and Snape finally get along? And what does the Grail have to do with it?" Snape and Harry have to decipher a manuscript written in Parseltongue.
Bilingual, by beckaandzac
H/D, R/NC-17, one-shot, Parseltongue as sexual kink. Summary: Draco wants something only Harry can give him.
black like the faces at the bottom of the well, by rhoddlet
Short. Ginny speaks Parseltongue.
Black Magic By Moonlight (HP/Anita Blake xover), by beren NR
Asher/Anita/Jean-Claude, Anita/Nathaniel, Harry/Nathaniel/Draco, Harry/Draco, Anita/Micah; NC-17, novel-length. Summary: "Harry Potter could find trouble in paradise and when Draco sends him to St Louis for a holiday it's not paradise and there's lots of trouble. With dark magic, vampires, lycanthropes and more, who else could sort it out but Anita Blake?" Characters using Parseltongue: Harry and Melanie - chapters to look in Ch10, Ch22 and soon Ch30 and Ch31.
Blood Magic, by gatewaygirl ##
Gen with some H/Hr; PG, novel-length. Author's summary: "Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry safe, but his relatives are expendable. Blood magic was supposed to keep Harry looking like his adoptive father, but it's wearing off. Blood is a bond, but so is the memory of hate -- or love." An interesting use of Parseltongue 'cos what Harry talks to aren't snakes.
But I Have A Penis, by florahart #
Harry/Draco, NC-17, ~ 11,000 words. Prompt: Written for dragon_charmer, who wanted a bunch of things, including: seduction, hurt/comfort, dirty talk, Parselsmut, teasing, UST, happy endings, and well-written MPREG.
Butterfly, by swtalmnd
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Harry and Draco try some new things."
Cage, by SuishouTenshi
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Harry accidentally discovered a great way to shut Draco up. However, he hadn’t expected the Slytherin to use it to his advantage. In the end, Harry must decide whether to enter the cage that he helped to build."
Can I Have Another Quick Fuck? by closet_bound (links to the following chapters at the bottom)
HP/DM; NC-17, chaptered fic. Summary: "There was a reason Draco never drank anything Harry gave him while wearing that outfit." Warnings: silk ties, parseltounge, body shots, chocolate sauce, rimming.
Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death, by nqdonne (R-rated version here) NR
HP/DM; NC-17, WIP. Summary: "Cho’s messing Harry about leads him to consider… other options (aka: Draco Malfoy). Botched kissing attempts, fumbling in the Prefects' Bathroom, the sordid use of Parseltongue and, of course, massive squabbling follows."
Confession Is Good For the Soul, by annafugazzi (links to the following part at the bottom) #
HP/DM, R/PG-13, novella. Post-Hogwarts, post-war. Both Harry and Draco work as mediwizards on a small island in Shetland.
Corruptela Vox, by Constant Vigilance (vccv)
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Draco’s kink is revealed. Pretty much a PWP."
Dream Lover, by eeyore9990 NR
HP/DM, NC-17, chaptered fic. Warnings: Adult Language, OC, OOC. Summary: "When dreams become reality, will our favorite boys have the strength and courage to remain with each other despite their history?" Harry and Draco share dreams, including a scene with a snake and parselsmut set in a fantasy sequence of the duel in CoS.
Finder's Fee, by gatewaygirl
SS/HP; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "In his seventh-year class, Severus mentions how rare basilisk scales are. When Harry leads him down to the Chamber of Secrets, Severus notices some unexpected reactions."
For Services Rendered, by Minx (miraminx) (Link to the main page) #
SS/HP; NC-17. Snape keeps a snake to take its eggs for potions. Harry as a Parselmouth helps him to take care of it and asks sex as a payment.
A Good Enough Reason, by Marauderlass (link lost)
SS/HP, R, one-shot. Summary: "Why won't Harry Potter accept Headmaster Snape's offer of a job at Hogwarts?" Snape and Harry work on Parsel-potion.
H is for Helga, by draegyn (or here) #
HP/SS; PG; one-short. Summary: "Summary: Hermione is too smart for Harry's own good and Severus learns that Potter-baiting can be more than just a sport. It can be a way of life." Sequels: S is for Slytherin: the Apprentice and S is for Slytherin: the Master (or here).
Hiss For Me, by Sammymc
HP/SS; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Sev wants something, but doesn’t know how to ask for it."
In Plain Sight, by mijan
HP/DM, NC-17, short. Summary: Draco has taken up sanctuary in a disused section of Twelve Grimmauld Place. Nobody knows he's there except Harry, so to keep him from going insane, Harry lends Draco his Invisibility Cloak. Draco finds a new hobby… and discovers a kink he didn't know he had.
Jade & the Silver Dragon, by tas NR
HP/DM, NC-17, novel-length. Summary: "Harry comes out of his shell and enjoys the pleasures of sex. His thoughts are on another, who he doesn't think he has a chance with.....or does he?"
Just Do Me, Potter! by the_minx_17
SS/HP; R, one-shot. Summary: Harry brings home a new pet. It has some interesting results. Established relationship, postwar, post-Hogwarts.
Language of Love, by beren
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Harry and Draco try a little experiment with Parseltongue."
Learning by spark_of_chaos ##
HP/SS; NC-17, novella. Summary: "Dumbledore's dead, and the war is hanging above a chasm of uncertainty. A teacher and a student, as that have always been. But in what discipline?"
A Little Problem of Someone Else's Virginity, by beren
HP/DM/F&G; NC-17, one-shot. Sequel to: A Little Problem of Virginity. Summary: "Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help."
A Night at the Opera, by nqdonne
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "As a birthday gift, Harry decides to take Draco out for a little Muggle culture. H/D, Jerry Springer, and blow jobs - oh my!"
A Nightmare in Red Silk, by sionnain
Het: HrG/Voldemort; R, one-shot. Summary: "His perfect plan to kill her is ruined by red silk."
Nocturne, by tiranog #
SS/HP; NC-17, novel-length. Summary: "Auror Harry Potter learns a startling secret about his former Potions teacher." Written Parseltongue.
Not quite a language barrier by kaalee
HP/SF; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Seamus thought it must be because he was the only Gryffindor who wasn't afraid of snakes."
Parselmouth, by silviakundera
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot.
Parselmouth Potions, by devils_fantasy
HP/DM; PG, one-shot. Summary: "Harry's new familiar causes trouble." Snape and Draco take a potion to speak the snake language. Prequel: Lair of the Beast (G, gen, one-shot).
Parselsmut, by florahart
Various; NC-17, chaptered fic. Summary: "Harry's finally using his gift as a Parselmouth to the best of his ability and quickly sexing his way through all of Hogwarts."
Parseltongue-tied, by dementordelta ##
HP/SS; NC-17, novella. Summary: "Harry makes friends with one of nature's shy creatures."
Parseltongue for Lovers, by Hildigunnur
HP/RW; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Harry uses his unique talents in bed, much to Ron's pleasure."
Pellucidus, by Alexandra Dane #
SS/HP; NC-17, novella, AU. Summary: "Stop me if you've heard it before: There's a dangerous reptile on the loose; a prisoner has escaped from Azkaban; the DADA instructor's worse than useless; nobody trusts the Potions master. Ah, but you haven't heard it told quite like this before, my friends; these are all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. Welcome to the alternative universe that is Hogwarts Wizarding Academy." In this universe, Snape is a Parselmouth too.
For the sequel, look at the author's page.
Pennance is the Play, by maeglinyedi ##
SS/HP; NC-17, novel-length. Warnings: Dubious consent, Coercion/Manipulation. Summary: "Harry wants revenge. Harry has a plan. But is Harry Slytherin enough to avoid his own trap?" Parseltongue plays a key part.
Protean Charm, by elanor_isolda #
HP/SS; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "While spending a summer alone at Grimmauld Place, training for a war over which he has no control, Harry begins to question whom he can really trust."
The Race, by silentauror NR
HP/DM, R, one-shot. Summary: "It’s a race against time and an old enemy, and one that will take Harry on an eerie journey." Draco and Harry are both looking for horcruxes. They meet in a Gringotts vault where Harry has to use Parseltongue to retrieve a Horcrux. It has an interesting affect on Draco.
A Routine Intervention, by Anj (anjenue)
Harry/Draco (est.), Harry/Blaise/Draco; NC-17, one-shot. Writtne for the pornish_pixies Fantasy Fest. _razorbladesky_ requested "Harry/Blaise/Draco, Post Hogwarts. H/D relationship. Draco directs. Dirty talk, riding, and Parseltongue which drives Draco mad as he watches. Lots of attention lavished on Draco near the end."
S is for Sibilant, by MoonflowerRose
HP/DM; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: "Draco finds out something rather annoying about himself, and something rather interesting about Potter. Dirty talk parseltongue for Elle."
Sequel: D is for Denial.
Snakes and Ladders, by tayefeth
SS/HP; NC-17, one-shot. A/N: "Written for blackkoda's request, it features Dom!Harry and Dommer!Snape, a pet python, and Adult!Harry."
Something Borrowed, by arsenicjade #
Het: HP/OFC (SS/HrG, Ron/Draco); PG-13. Summary: "Harry has a few things to figure out." Sequel to Body of Knowledge and Origins of Myth." Harry works in a zoo, taking care of snakes.
Split Tongue Spirit, by Lily (lilysaid)
HP/SS; NC-17. Snape requires Harry's help to help care for some rare snakes that Snape is breeding for potion-making purposes.
Stuck on Parseltongue, by Molly Morrison #
Gen; PG, one-shot. Summary: "Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him."
Talented Tongues, by ladyicondraco NR
DM/HP; NC-17, WIP. Summary: "Harry walks in on something he shouldn't have and ends up under the protection of Draco Malfoy. What is the Serpent Council? Who is the Serpent King? And since when has Draco not supported the Dark Lord?"
The Task At Hand, by dementordelta #
SS/HP; PG-13, novella. Summary: "An After Class FQF OOTP Fic--Potions, Curses, and Rituals. Naked Rituals." Snape brews Parsel-potion.
Teeth of the Hydra, by celandineb
HP/DM, NC-17, short. Summary: Draco cannot understand what the very married Harry Potter is doing in a gay wizarding club.
Vertigo, by jennavere NR
HP/DM, R, WIP. Summary: "When a mission for the Dark Lord goes completely wrong, Draco Malfoy ends up in the very last place he expected. Post HBP." At certain point, Draco discovers he likes Parseltongue.
When the Cat's Away, by annies_xmas11
HP/RW with trio hints; NC-17, one-shot. Summary: While Hermione's away. Harry and Ron still play.
Writhe, by tqpannie
HP/RW; NC-17, ficlet. Summary: Harry knows how to make Ron writhe.
A Year Like None Other, by Aspen in the Sunlight (aspenlight) #
Gen; R; WIP epic. Summary: "In Harry's 6th year, a letter from home sends him down a path he'd never have walked on his own." A most original use of Parseltongue late in the fic.
You took WHAT? by charmed310
Harry/Draco, NC-17, short. Warnings: wizards messing with Muggle pharmaceuticals, adult language, strong sexual content, spanking. Summary: Harry decides that a natural Draco is no longer enough for him, and the time is ripe to employ some enhancements.
Many thanks to everybody who helped with the search!
Do you know any other good fics that might qualify? Please, tell me!
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